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A teenage fan could barely contain her excitement as she asked Carol Burnett, “Will you do your famous Tarzan yell?” With a smile, Burnett ran her hand across her neckline and replied, “Well I just shaved my chest, but I’ll … Continue reading →

There’s a major flaw in the English language – there’s no genderless pronoun. The only solution is a genderless pronoun, or rather a hermaphroditic pronoun (depending on how much fun you are at parties) that can finally replace the dreaded … Continue reading →

“Our bottled water is better than Perrier. And so we don’t think that we need a Perrier-like budget to advertise. It will become a market leader simply because it’s better.” (from clientsfromhell)