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The Opposite of Sexy
A teenage fan could barely contain her excitement as she asked Carol Burnett, “Will you do your famous Tarzan yell?” With a smile, Burnett ran her hand across her neckline and replied, “Well I just shaved my chest, but I’ll … Continue reading
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Marcel the shell with shoes on
This is one of the best things I’ve seen in a long time. Jenny Slate, the best thing to happen to SNL since Kristen Wiig, wrote and voiced the short. It’s just about as funny as her “fantasy car horn … Continue reading
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Let’s make the “hermaphrodite pronoun” happen!
There’s a major flaw in the English language – there’s no genderless pronoun. The only solution is a genderless pronoun, or rather a hermaphroditic pronoun (depending on how much fun you are at parties) that can finally replace the dreaded … Continue reading
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Advertising is the monster truck of business, compensates for lackluster products
“Our bottled water is better than Perrier. And so we don’t think that we need a Perrier-like budget to advertise. It will become a market leader simply because it’s better.” (from clientsfromhell)
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Kevmo.net, now more popular than a lesbian home movie! (But maybe not as funny)
When I started this blog I thought it would probably be read by a couple people: me, my mom and maybe a creepy internet stalker if I got really lucky. But now, according to Quantcast, it’s the 45,000th most trafficked … Continue reading
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Cool posters prove once again that the Left has better designers than the Right
The Chamomile Tea Party has introduced a set of WWII-style posters urging the Tea Party to relax already. In their own words: Tired of the rancor between the political left and right I’ve formed the Chamomile Tea Party, a calming … Continue reading
Twitter gets the Social Network parody treatment
I have mixed feelings about Twitter. On one hand it’s great for passing news and links quickly around the Interwebs. On the other hand it’s fracking annoying! I mean really, I don’t need to know where you are at all … Continue reading
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Memos from the worst boss ever
Letters of Note recently posted a series of letters from the owner of the Tiger Oil Company written in the seventies. If you thought your boss was bad, check out the gems this man writes: Do not speak to me … Continue reading
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Fantastic stories about quitting jobs
It turns out that the woman that white boarded her “I quit” message to her boss was a big fake. But, that didn’t stop heaps of readers from sharing their stories of quitting their jobs. NY Mag has put together … Continue reading
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Can you quote me for a three page site?
(from clientsfromhell.net) A Three Page Site Client: “Can you quote me for a three page site?” Me: “Sure. What are the three pages?” Client: “Home, Contact, and Login.”
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